Case
04-30-2007, 07:55 PM
Ok i saw this i was like this looks cool but than im like ZOMG WTF LAWL PWN!!! i think im gonna have to buy one for my self for lost time bec i shoulda had this as a kid....
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/the-dangerous-book-for-boys/
Watch the vid too :)
OK, enough intro, let’s take a peek at the book:
Girls
You may already have noticed that girls are quite different from you. By this, we do not mean the physical differences, more the fact that they remain unimpressed by your mastery of a game involving wizards, or your understanding of Morse code. Some will be impressed, of course, but as a general rule, girls do not get quite as excited by the use of urine as a secret ink as boys do.
We thought long and hard about what advice could possible be suitable. It is an inescapable fact that boys spend a great deal of their lives thinking and dreaming about girls, so the subject should be mentioned here - as delicately as possible.
Here’s a select choice of advice (for the complete list, get the book - hey, these kinds of valuable advice aren’t free!):
3. When you are older, flowers really do work - women love them. When you are young, however, there is a ghastly sense of being
awkward rather than romantic - and she will guess your mother boughtthem.
4. Valentine’s Day cards. Do not put your name on them. The whole point is the excitement a girl feels, wondering who finds her attractive. If it says “From Brian” on it, the magic isn’t really there. This is actually quite a nice thing to do to someone you don’t think will get a card. If you do this, it is even more important that you never say, “I sent you one because I thought you wouldn’t get any.” Keep the cards. simple. You do not want one with fancy stuff of any kind.
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/the-dangerous-book-for-boys/
Watch the vid too :)
OK, enough intro, let’s take a peek at the book:
Girls
You may already have noticed that girls are quite different from you. By this, we do not mean the physical differences, more the fact that they remain unimpressed by your mastery of a game involving wizards, or your understanding of Morse code. Some will be impressed, of course, but as a general rule, girls do not get quite as excited by the use of urine as a secret ink as boys do.
We thought long and hard about what advice could possible be suitable. It is an inescapable fact that boys spend a great deal of their lives thinking and dreaming about girls, so the subject should be mentioned here - as delicately as possible.
Here’s a select choice of advice (for the complete list, get the book - hey, these kinds of valuable advice aren’t free!):
3. When you are older, flowers really do work - women love them. When you are young, however, there is a ghastly sense of being
awkward rather than romantic - and she will guess your mother boughtthem.
4. Valentine’s Day cards. Do not put your name on them. The whole point is the excitement a girl feels, wondering who finds her attractive. If it says “From Brian” on it, the magic isn’t really there. This is actually quite a nice thing to do to someone you don’t think will get a card. If you do this, it is even more important that you never say, “I sent you one because I thought you wouldn’t get any.” Keep the cards. simple. You do not want one with fancy stuff of any kind.