Allow me to introduce myself

[DogHumpsMonkey]

My name is DogHumpsMonkey. I like romantic nights in, chick-flicks, spending quality time with a woman while she shops and... Woah, WTF was that? I think I just channeled a crazy dead person or something. What site is this again? *scratches head*

Anyway, nice to meet you. Just so you know, if I'm at work and I'm bored, I might post weird stuff just to amuse myself. Guess where I am now ;)

[Al]

Hi DogHumpsMonkey (interesting username), I seem to get most of my best quality forum time when I'm at work too ;)

[DogHumpsMonkey]

Hi DogHumpsMonkey (interesting username), I seem to get most of my best quality forum time when I'm at work too ;)

About the name... Well, I was trying to register a screen name and everything seemed to be taken. I happened to notice a picture I had taken in Indonesia of a dog banging the hell out of a very distraught looking monkey, and a screen name was born.

Now my 13 hour work day (THAT was a surprise. My employer thinks mandatory overtime is a morale builder) has ended, I think I shall retire to the sitting room, sip brandy in my smoking jacket whilest discussing my treatise on Kierkegaard as the dog and cat listen at rapt attention. Or go to bed, whichever.

Oh, and Hello to you as well!

[Johan]

LOL, best intro I've seen on a forum (and I see a lot of them). Welcome! Somehow, I'd be interested to see that picture...

[DogHumpsMonkey]

LOL, best intro I've seen on a forum (and I see a lot of them). Welcome! Somehow, I'd be interested to see that picture...

I'll have to dig it up and scan it. I may, if memory serves, actually have several shots of that particular incident. I mean, why woudn't you take more pictures of something like that? It's the kind of thing that you only see maybe 5 or 10 times in a lifetime.

[Johan]

At my parents' place we used to have a mini-farm of sorts and the rabbit used to hump the chicken... They have a picture of that in the toilet...

[Tiago]

When I first read the title of this thread I thought you were doing a Jay-Z impersonation because the Public Service Announcement (http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Jay-z/Public-Service-Announcement-Interlude.html) lyrics are similar to what you wrote (Allow me to re-introduce myself/My name is...), but I was wrong!

Welcome to the forums dog, do you like long walks on the beach as well?

[DogHumpsMonkey]

I'm not all that familiar with Jay-Z. Maybe I should have went with "please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and grace..."

But I'm not much of a Stones guy either, so what evah :D

Nice to meet you too. Walks on the beach? Sure, I dig the scenery!